"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
A novel written by me. (via nofatnowhip)
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
|Friend:||So how do you think you've changed since high school?|
|Me:||Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.|
|Me:||I also think I got hotter.|