"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

A novel written by me.  (via nofatnowhip)

YES

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suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

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gotitforcheap:

if Tony Abott was a 20 year old guy right now, I bet he’d be the guy you meet in the club wearing a bintang singlette in the middle of winter, yelling at the dj to play flume 

(via pizza)

sideb00b:

'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical

(via briggls)

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

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grates:

grates:

im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination 

image

this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

(via generalbooty)

Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
Friend: ...
Me: I also think I got hotter.

sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse

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madame-ex:

bettybettybangbang:

cute-etsy:

Luna small throw pillow, $8

Want! OMG 😍

My birthday is in little more than a month

madame-ex:

bettybettybangbang:

cute-etsy:

Luna small throw pillow, $8

Want! OMG 😍

My birthday is in little more than a month

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