SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA STEREOTYPES

slightlymello:

trumpetangst:

FRONT DESK 1st VIOLINS:

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FRONT DESK 2nd VIOLINS:

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OTHER VIOLINS:

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VIOLAS:

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CELLOS:

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DOUBLE BASSES:

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OBOES:

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#tuning

FLUTES:

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CLARINETS:

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BASSOONS:

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HORNS:

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(another solo?! you shouldn’t have…)

TRUMPETS:

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TROMBONES:

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TUBA:

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TIMPANI:

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OTHER PERCUSSION:

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I laughed so hard at the TIMPANI!!!

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hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

(Source: melaninacorpse, via generalbooty)

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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"When they’re babies, people will come up and say to you ‘Are they a boy or a girl?’ when the kid’s in the pram and you can’t tell. And immediately when you tell them which gender it is they will behave differently according to what you tell them. It got to the point where we didn’t want people to know what gender the baby was. Just treat it as you’d treat someone you wanted to be nice to! Why is it so important to you to know? And then you hear people saying ‘Oh, look at him, he’s a little flirt isn’t he’, or ‘Oooh, she’s gonna wrap you around her little finger’ and all this. What are you on about? She’s two months old, she’s just shat herself."

Alan Davies completely and utterly demolishing gender roles (via vanillanice)

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gallowshumorrandom:

victran:

opdownrange:

S.W.A.T. Team Wedding Photos Are More Romantic Than Tactical

The photos were even uploaded on the Chongqing S.W.A.T.’s official social networking site. 

goals

fuck your zombie theme and dinosaur theme photos

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saraisminaj:

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

yes thank you

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agarjelly:

This morning be like..

agarjelly:

This morning be like..

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hungryghoast:

semperannoying:

A friendly walrus on a Russian submarine.

Love that walrus

(via chroniqle)

glassbottomairplane:

Cool ghost photography by surrealist photographer Cristopher McKenney.

(via whattheshitnavychick)

markiplier:

kzyune:

"I want a youtuber that isnt sexist"

  • Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that doesn’t make controversial jokes"

  • have you considered: Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that is actually funny and genuine and talks to their fans on a regular basis"

"I want a youtuber that-"

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Thank You! :D

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disneyvillainsforjustice:

sweetmadameblue:

theouijagirl:

kerplunkers:

hypo-thermic:

yogaboi:

toocooltobehipster:

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
Click here to watch the video

At first I though this was a joke

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. 

Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help.

One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time.
No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

    

Please, if you witness abuse, no matter WHO the recipient is, report it. If someone you know if being abused (not just physically - in any way) help them. Connect them to resources. Gender doesn’t matter in this case - no one deserves to be abused. 

National Domestic Abuse Hotline

- Mod Dawes Sr.

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